jateshi: (Death is coming for you)
[personal profile] jateshi
One, this is the best news story ever. "Great tits acquire taste for bats." The twelve year old inside of me is laughing non-stop.

Two, this post will be for the ladies so men, I'd rec you skip it to avoid TMI.

What the fuck is wrong with my body? I mean seriously - I know I tend to have unusual periods but dammit, four moths with nothing is worrying especially with my history of period problems. I can go regular for maybe a year then I got seven, eight, nine months with nothing. And no, sorry for folks thinking of quipping with a "get tested to make sure you're not pregnant" - unless I have the immaculate conception or have a worse memory and a magic time turner, it ain't that. :/

So ladies - my various google pluggings make me think that it might be time for a dreaded appointment with someone on getting my woman bits looked at in terms of what the hells is going wrong with either hormones, cycles, or whatnot. Advice? Should I just ride it out like I have been? Family history is leaning towards cysts or the less pleasant cancer but I was turned down for a full body scan (which would've included the ovaries) because I was "too young" to have any kind of issues in the baby factory.

... wtb removal of womanly bits. I'm not cut out for kids, I never want kids, and with my family genetics I'd wind up with someone getting even MORE fun problems then I or the rest of my family have.

Other funny things: "Attack of the Help Desk Commandos - they want answers, they want to help you"
We have 4 war rooms. The thought of taking one of them over and launching tactical strikes against offenders who submit help desk tickets with incomplete information is highly tempting.

Filters are getting put together - trying to decide how to handle the people who haven't seen it yet. For those not in the know, please tell me what filters of my journal you'd like to be on.
From:
Anonymous( )Anonymous This account has disabled anonymous posting.
OpenID( )OpenID You can comment on this post while signed in with an account from many other sites, once you have confirmed your email address. Sign in using OpenID.
User
Account name:
Password:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
Subject:
HTML doesn't work in the subject.

Message:

 
Notice: This account is set to log the IP addresses of everyone who comments.
Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.

July 2012

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 21st, 2017 10:38 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios