Taking back Hogwarts 101: Do they have a flag?

[jateshi]

First thing's first! HAPPY BIRTHDAY shukiai!!!!! *snuggles, sends Roy and Ed in bows and grins* :D Have a good day, luv.

Had my Java final today (earlier in the day) and have promptly lost all vestiges of sanity. Why, you ask? I can't explain, so instead I'll just give a short summary of the things I've come up with today.

1. Picture, with me, a swooping-through-the-halls Professor Snape, robes doing that really neat I-am-like-night-gothic-wannabe-wings trick, and have him go "Huffalump"

2. Harry in a "let's go back in time, whee, look, I'm in Marauder-era Hogwarts" fic doesn't seem all that wrong.

3. In hogwarts_live, the Dark Lord took over Hogwarts. His plan, however, has a flaw: He didn't put up a flag. So to take back Hogwarts, we just need to put a flag up on one of the castle's spires. It'd work! We'd need a few brave volunteers but you know every member of the forces of evil would look at the flag and go "Oh, shucks, we've been beat!" and leave. Then we could go back to school and clean the bodies off the hall before they stained the stone-work any more

4. For that matter, the Dark Lord himself can be beaten with toothpicks and post-it notes, plus a pencil.

Steps
- Draw a flag on the post-it note.
- Wrap post-it note around toothpick until it looks like those fake things they put on cakes instead of flags.
- Put them on the Dark Lord. I suggest in His ears for maximum oddness.
- Have your tombstone picked out in advance

5. All of the house-elves need their own journals. Early? Adorable. More Early. (plus it'd give Professor Snape more time to sleep, right?)

6. Picturing what Draco would look like while trying to dye his hair or put in coloured contacts. Enough said? We'll leave off the adventures with make-up for when I've got some form of sanity back.

7. Pinging stroppy_prof after Skjeve said she'd dreamed of sleeping through her Potions SAT because, since she said I should explain it to Professor Snape, it's really hard to take a Potions exam on scantron. Skjeve was sharing test-anxiety with me in her dreams because she was dreaming when I was taking my exam and thus why she blamed me. Ali said she wouldn't tell Professor Snape if I didn't and it's a good deal so of course I agreed. *nods*

8. Lucius' hair = key to world peace.


I got my new Copics in (yay!) so I think after falling asleep I might take a crack at them. They're so preeeeeeeetty...!