Signs of the new year?

If the new year (and the first few days of it) is a sign of the rest of the year...

...I'm so screwed. I've had migraines, a bad flare of likely tendinitis, and now I've also pulled my bicep really badly. When you have to employ your whole arsenal of braces, it's never a good sign.

Dear year 2008,

Please be kinder to me. Please, please, please.

Love, adoration, and bribery,
Jate