Stare the devil in the eyes, salute them like a nobleman

Title: Interlude After Intermission
Author: jateshi
Characters: You tell me
Rating: G
Word count: 1,101
Warning: Er...no names used?
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything of the Harry Potter world except merchandise - the instant I *do* own it, I'll let you know. In the mean time, J. K. Rowling maintains both all of the rights and glory and I promise to put everything back *just* the way she left it when I'm done.
Summary: Musicians guide dancers and the conductors control the musicians but who is the patron of the whole evening?

( Interlude After Intermission )

Title: Counting to Ten
Author: jateshi
Characters: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, with mentions of Peter and James.
Rating: G
Word count: 3,154
Warning: Uh...mentions of pranks? References to het? I'm really pushing for anything to warn about, can you tell? ;)
Disclaimer: My birth certificate refuses to change to say I'm J. K. Rowling, so I still don't own them. I'll return everything back to what it was when I'm done, promise - I should be done in...a few decades?
Summary: Sirius is annoying (nothing new there) and Remus counts to ten. While counting from one to ten, Remus comes to a few conclusions about Sirius.


( Counting to Ten )

Title: Aettryne Pæð (The Poisoned Path)
Author: jateshi
Characters: Draco
Rating: PG-13 at the most
Warning: Character death (non-explicit)
Word count: 1,192
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't be eating Ramen as a gourmet meal. Rowling (damned that lovely woman) has yet to write-over the rights to me, so until then, they're hers.
Summary: The Malfoy's collection is as varied as the rumors hinted, and Draco reads them all.  Written for "The Restricted Section" Challenge at darkones.

( Aettryne Pæð )

Title: His Perfect Pet
Gift Fic for: adbaculum
Written by: jateshi
Word Count: 2,189
Beta by: The incomparable (if slow :P) Ash who better have gotten great grades in return for being such a slow beta. Any remaining errors are mine and mine alone.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fisting, toys, BDSM, vampire!Snape, dirty talk, cock rings, references to long-term relationship. (Hrm, that's odd as a warning, isn't it? >>)
Author's Notes: I tried to get nearly everything you wanted, adbaculum and I hope you enjoy it. Part of why it took so long for a beta was the decision by Ash to want to avoid my pervier more risqué fanfics in the future. Anyone know a good, unsquickable beta? And adbaculum I beg many, many apologies for being...horribly bad. ;~; Sorry, I hope the fic itself makes up for it!
Archiving: snarrydetention of course, my LJ, and for anyplace else, please ask!
Feedback: Loved and given cookies! Either as a comment or via email – contact information is listed on my LJ profile :3

( His Perfect Pet )

Title: What a Malfoy Wants
Author: jateshi
A Gift For: meredyth_13
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through OotP
Warnings: Men having sex with men, Ron being portrayed as less-than-perfectly-good
Author's Notes: Sorry it's taking me three ice ages to write what you wanted and missed out on Valentine's Day, Meredyth. I tried to write you the best I could possibly write for what you wanted, and can really only hope you like it. (I hope you do) ;) Hope it's hot enough for you.

( What a Malfoy Wants )

Title: Perfect
Gift for: kyoufukou
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lucius manages to surprise Severus in his lab after a long detention, taking control; Severus was expecting his company and has another end for the night planned.
Disclaimer: I own neither Severus Snape or Lucius Malfoy. Both of them belong to J. K. Rowling, and I promise on my honour to return them just as soon as I’m done. Suing me will get you nothing more than a mostly-used pad of paper and mournful eyes.
Possible Spoilers: PS, CoS
Warnings: Slash (duh), male/male sexual relationship, dashes of non-con
Archive: (who can archive, including the MSA) Ask and ye shall receive – as long as you ask, anyone can archive.
A/N: Hope you like it, kyoufukou. Perhaps not *exactly* what you had in mind, but I hope you like it all the same. :3 Done for the blond_azkaban Valentine's Day Fic Exchange

( Perfect (NC-17) )

Title: Improvisation (1 of 2)
Author: jateshi
Rating: NC-17 or R
Pairing: Sirius and Remus
Summary: Just an average morning in which James earns the ire of Sirius and Remus and the two puppies find an alcove before they find James. And they barely make Potions class, either.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Puppies (much mourning for that) and this is my **first** fic of either them or anything remotely complete within the Harry Potter world. It's gotten a quick beta from thescarletwoman and any remaining errors are mine.
Notes: My first Sirius/Remus story, written at the prodding of thescarletwoman and with her as a constant guide and inspiration.

( Improvisation: Part 1 )