Dear Host Server (And VA Power)

[jateshi]

Dear Dino Host,

I like you. You're cheap and up until the past two months, undeniably reliable. The only problem is that in the last two months, you've gone from being "99% up" to "down so often I've gotten emails from people I never even met before telling me all of my links are broken, could I put things up someplace else in the meantime?" It irks me. Greatly.

If you do not get your act together, I will be calling and sending another incredibly irate email to you. Don't think I won't, you twits, because I am not shelling out money to you every year for unreliable service. *growls*

Without any love, and pissed off,
-Jate

PS. I'll add something relevant soon, luvs. I need to clear the bunnies away from the keyboard before they type up the Snarry so far. I want to have it finished before I send something off to the Betas. *_*

ETA: Dear Mason's Power Provider,

Please continue to schedule power outages at the best possible times for me. I have an exam the 23rd, to let you know, and would appreciate another day like today.

Much love,
-Jate

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[maria-chan.livejournal.com]

"ETA: Dear Mason's Power Provider,

Please continue to schedule power outages at the best possible times for me. I have an exam the 23rd, to let you know, and would appreciate another day like today.

Much love,
-Jate"


Word. That got me out of math class 45 minutes early. Thank god we had finished our quiz. THe other kids were taking a test and had to continue it int he middle of the hallway...^_^

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*snickers* We got our assignments pushed back in due-dates, even. Whole class takes place in a computer lab, so the professor had no way to teach at all.