Look, I'm being funny! Kinda. Okay, pretend I am...

[jateshi]

I must address a few things. I'm working on An Update but...uh...I'm a slacker. >> Please note: The things I address range from random notes to the Powers that Be (PTB is a cute nickname for them, don't you think?) to fangirlish worships. I'd eventually get back to coherent writing and real cohesive sentences but my new endeavour with the P0rn-chat ladies is sucking what little bits of my soul fandom did not lay previous claim to.

To thescarletwoman: Can I buy some more doujinshi? Please? *begs* I got a notice that one I was looking for is in at a dealer but I promised you I wouldn't buy any more doujinshi so I have to ask to see if I could get it because you'd thwap me on the head again if you didn't get warned about it in advance.

To adbaculum: >> Iiiiiif a sequel were to be worked on, what would you *really* really want in it, luv? I want to make sure that the sequel hits all the buttons I missed and you to have hit with the first one. *grins* I mean, there's no point in wanting to write the best damned porn possible if it doesn't fit the things the original inspiration wanted.

To swtjemz: Name your favourite OTP right now. Immediately And no, I won't explain why. *grins* Threats or promises of sex will not get me to reveal it either, and calling Lia up to ask won't do! :P JUST TELL!!!!!

To alittlewhisper: Holy merlin! WE CAN WRITE HET! Oh, yeah, er... >> Hahahahaaaaahahaaaa Me, you...het. We need to practice writing more het, I think, so want to have the others get it on? I'm sure he'll need some healing after Lucius's "tender" attentions.

To cravache: OMGLUCIUS *SEXX0RS* *breaths* *SEXX0RS SOME MORE OMG LUCIUS SEXX0R*

To summer weather: Turn the thermometer down. I like 60-70 for an ambient temperature, not 90-100. Take note and comply. I do not like sweating and having my glasses fog from merely opening my car DOOR. Let's not talk about how sweaty I get by the time I make it to class (minds OUT of the gutter, please!)

To Mister Blaise Zabini: Go shag a Gryffindor - you could even shag Ron or Neville - and leave me alone. You are, though, free to leave bunnies in comments at all time of the day (or night) for me to take and adopt. If you don't start playing a little nicer, I'll tell you all about what I draw and write and not show you *OR* your mun one word or pixel of it. *glares* And I mean it!

To my university: Please have another power outage like you did on Monday. I really liked it. If you don't want to oblige me in this, then at least have the campus close from a heat advisory and shut down the AC system. Pretty please, with sugar on top!

To my muses: Please take a number and bunny me one at a time. I don't have six hands and can't draw and write at the same time, so only one bunny can be attended to before another one. If you want to multi-bunny me, please leave a written note explaining what you want because after about a certain level of "GUUUUUUH" my brain melts and takes 24 hours to reform from smutty slush. Also, go watch Theo and Blaise for a little while and multiply.

Happy birthday to andsaca369. *smoochies* And in case I miss it, happy birthday tomorrow to theartema, modern_bur, and yuki_chan615. *snuggles all* I hate summer classes, by the way.

Comments

[myriai.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much for the birthday wishes ^.^

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

Not a problem! Happy birthday!

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

*startled*

OTP? Which fandom?

Harry Potter - Harry/Draco *coughs*BLAISE/THEO*coughs*
Prince of Tennis - Tezuka/Fuji, Golden Pair, Inui/Kaidoh
Naruto - Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka
FullMetal Alchemist - Roy/Ed
Hikaru no Go - Akira/Hikaru ♥

>.> i can't think this early in the morning. Will you tell me now!?!??!

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*grins* Nope. *writes down list* Oh merlin, Hikaru no Go! *happy love dance*

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

*snaps fingers* darn it!

and I ADORE Hikaru no Go. It's one of my TOP favorite animes that I constantly re-watch. *snuggles her HikaGo*

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

HEEE! Have you seen all of it? :3

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

yes i have. and i CRIED at the last episode. BUCKETS and BUCKETS of tears.

and i was hovering in tears when Sai left. I bravely did not cry. not at all. not until Hikaru was forced into playing and realizing that Sai was still inside his Go. That and the last episode. *cries still*

I want Sai to come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! *sniffles*

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

I already shagged a Gryffindor. Or two. Perhaps more. I don't care to remember this early in the day.

Do be a kind one and leave my mun out of our little banter, will you? She's been toning down numerous comments (for which I am quite vexed with her but her punishment is between us) for which you should be happy for.

But. Since I am a nice Slytherin, I will leave you for time to yourself (despite the fact that I know you're drawing my gorgeous body and Theo's in many orgasmic positions. *smirks*). I am playing nice. Just my way of nice. I am most certainly not a Gryffindor nor a Hufflepuff, nice shags that they are, so I do not know if I am able to be that nice without making myself completely ill and in dire need of strong spirits.

*gives a dramatic bow.* So, my dear lady, I am off to shag my lover awake this beautiful morn.

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

I could write a book - "Things to learn about Blaise Zabini" - and the first chapter would be "Personality: Read the Bridgerton books and cross Anthony and Colin with a feral animal" to describe you. I think saying you're like Benedict is too sweet.

Unfortunately I can't leave her out. If I showed her but not you, you'd find a way to get into her memories (muses do that, a fact I'm well aware of) and still see the products. So if you want to see any of the results of the bunnies, you'll have to play cordial Slytherin who knows I've got something he wants. Because you do want to see what I've been up to the past two days, don't you?

Being as "nice as a Gryffindor" is not required. I don't proudly hold myself under the banner of the Serpent's silver and green because I think those colours look good on me. I do expect you to recognise that I've got something you want, my dear Blaise, and because of that you will realise I have a good threat to hold over you.

*slides a bit further back in her seat* Devious little snot, Zabini...devious little snot.

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Benedict Bridgerton is my mun's way of describing me. Yours, however, is a bit more accurate than my very nice mun's description. However, I will take both descriptions because I am simply wonderful.

She does have ways of blocking me from seeing certain images but then again, she tends to lock me in the closet with Theo during those times. She's quite sneaky at diverting my attention since I find seducing my lover highly more entertaining than paying attention to whatever she is doing.

*bows mockingly* But of course, my dear Jate. *rakish smile*

Now, I'm off to drag my lover back into the showers. I feel a sudden urge to recreate the first time we wanked off together. If you'll excuse me. *nods head*

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

She's enamoured of you, I'm convinced. Either that or you slipped you mun a potion. Since you are a Slytherin, both of those options are likely, possible, and even more than I can't think of at the moment could have occured. Or she might really like you, in which case it's just...well, rather like how I like Him, even if He's a torturing Dark Lord.

I'll skip responding to that entire paragraph and hum loudly to ignore you. Moving right along...

Smart move, Zabini. And do be careful. Oh yes, and mention to your mun that Regulus brought up a question and I need to pull her aside.

-Jate

[gnomad.livejournal.com]

See, now you're just spoiling me (not that I'm complaining; it's good to be spoiled). Hmm... what would I want? Any kinks (save threesomes) are always welcomed (You think I'm kidding, but seriously -- toys, breathplay, somnophilia, water sports, rimming, bondage, s/m, cross-dressing, bestiality, bukkake, food sex, voyeurism, etc. -- if you dream it, I will come.)

However, if you'd like me to be specific, lately I've had a particular liking for humiliation fics. For example, situations in which characters are required to perform some sexual activity that's humiliating for them, or are forced to lose control in some way and are subsequently ridiculed for it.

Also, I have a thing for collars (slave collars, not the polo kind). I've always loved stories that focus on the symbolism of the collar from the slave's POV or that talk about the first time the collar was presented.

I think that's about it. Of course, if you need more I'm always happy to help. :)

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*taking extensive notes* Well, see, I've got this great idea and I wanted to make sure it wasn't going to squick you because really, writing something should not squick unless intended and I wanted to make it not-squicky-just-fucking-hot for you. ;) Hey, when I'm able to spoil because the muses cooperate, let me!

Normally they're uncooperative snobs who wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise so when they start clapping their hands (alright, Severus-muse did while Harry looked flushed-turned-on-but-not-wanting-to-admit-it) giddily, I say there's more than one thing in your list they approved of. *purrs* Now I can let them run wild.

:D I think that'll do for now. Trust me luv, I'll ping you again if I think of something else. *purrs* The muses would simply demand it, you see.

[gnomad.livejournal.com]

::cheers and applauds your muses:: I say let 'em go crazy & get as squicky as they want!

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*watching her muses* o_o That's never a good idea!

;) But I will let them get as kinky as they want to.