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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] thescarletwoman like most of everything is...a Drabble thing on Harry Potter.  How come yours was fine and mine's fairly depressing? *sighs* Word choices are off, I should do it again when I'm not so off-the-wall.

To Innocently Cut

Jateshi and Draco were celebrating a seductive Valentine's Day together. Jateshi had cooked a gnarly dinner and they ate on the edge of a knife by candlelight.

"My darling," Draco said, stroking Jateshi's hand, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jateshi. "It is but an ineffective token of my brilliant love."

Jateshi opened the box. Inside was a demented knife! She gazed at it quickly. Then she gazed at Draco quickly. "It's destroyed," Jateshi said. "Come here and let me cut you."

Just then, an effervescent crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the shadow od darkness that falls over the land when the last ray of light fails. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a spectacular voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Draco read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other cloyly as the crone cackled some more. Jateshi's head began to tremble. Then Draco shrugged, pulled out a spork, and hit the crone on her finger. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Jateshi said and kissed Draco sweetly. "This is a shattered Valentine's Day!"

They sarcastically burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they wounded each other all night long.
I've got two fics underway, one that's nearly done, and a pic I began to sketch for a belated Valentine's Day thing.  I hope to finish it but it won't be up for a few days if even that.

Date: 2004-02-18 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticravenwolf.livejournal.com
"It is but an ineffective token of my brilliant love."

I'm trying so hard, but I just can't picture Draco saying that! lol

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Date: 2004-02-18 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jateshi.livejournal.com
^^; I can't see him saying that either but face it - it *is* a funny line. "Ineffective toke of my brilliant love" just makes me think... lightbulb. ^^

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