Spam before I get to work!

[jateshi]

A quick update since I have a shiteload of things I should be doing at the moment, none of which involve sitting on my bum in front of the computer. :D

1. I got Sorted into Slytherin at lumos_sorting! I need to make my introductory post to lumos_slytherin tonight.
2. I broke down, tossed aside my love of canon, and joined a completely batty RPG with my Porn Chat ladies. :D Having so much FUN, too!
3. I've begun work on rewriting Collars, started a new fic born from the psychotially dark depths of my mind filled with lots of interesting analysis which I adore, and have also begun writing the sequel to His Perfect Pet.
4. I have a new pairing that I love and it's all swtjemz's fault. Blaise Zabini/Theodore Nott, which probably is a rarepair, are a newfound love for me and have inspired art, a night full of the hottest dreams to ever smack my brain restless sleep, as well as story ideas. And Snape/Theo is a secondary love of mine, probably tied with the uncanon Regulus/Theo/Blaise ideas floating in my head thanks to Verus, Jemz, and all of the PornChat ladies.
5. I'm working on those suggested/requested artworks! In between succumbing to the seductive suggestions I get from my porny ladies and he ideas my own head is spawning, I'm working on the ideas people gave me. :3

And now? I get my arse to work! x.x BAH!

Comments

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

It's nice to see that you admit that you love me. Everyone loves me. I am a master cocksman. *smirks*

And, yes. I'm saying it to you once more. Feel free to spank me.

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

Zabini...

*gives a quite evil grin* You'd like that, wouldn't you? Instead, I hereby sentence you to a chatroom full of angsting Mary Sues going on about how no one loves them, they're so beautiful, and not a single one would want to ever touch you.

And you can be covered in hippogryph dung, as well.

Love and kisses, dearie
-Jate

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*snickers* oh? a room full of Mary Sues? And angsting ones, at that. How fun. I'm sure their panties will be off and they will be delightfully fucked by yours truly while they tell me their life stories.

And seeing how I'm not into scatplay, I wonder about your sordid mind.

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

They'll all be so involved in whangsting about Harry and Draco and how they're the daughter of Voldemort (but more likely spelling His name wrong) that none of them will get naked with you.

My sordid mind? Take it up with Him if you dare, and complain towards the Dark Lord.

-Jate

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Yes. And I'll be able to talk with them because, let's face, I like to wank off to Harry and Draco going at it in Draco's bed. They like to the curtains open and are such exhibitionists. I don't mind. I don't mind at all.

As for your sordid mind, I only wondered. I don't want to know.

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

Just stare at the icon, Zabini, and get your rocks off that way. Think Theo can bend and move like that?

Keep the light comments to yourself, then, before I let you meet Him preemptively.

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

Why, Jate! I didn't know you recorded me doing that!

How delightful. I do *do* private performances, too, you know.

And I am more than confident that Theo CAN bend and move like that.

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*grins* But Zabini, *I* didn't. *looks over at Theo*

Private performances, you say? You'd cut me a deal on the rate, wouldn't you?

I just bet you can't wait to find out

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

Oooooh.

You sent Theo. Even better. *rubs hands gleefully, a devilish twinkle in his eyes*

A deal? *purrrrs* Perhaps.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

O_O

MY FAULT!? It's soooooooooooo not my fault. not at all. Just because Blaise/Theo took over your brain and gave you MULTITUDES of bunnies to draw and write, it is not my fault at all.

I AM INNOCENT, I TELL YOU. INNOCENT!!!!!

eep. I think I'll go back to reading some Blaise/Theo now. I blame it ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL on you. yup. squarely on your shoulders.

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*innocently* It is your fault. And I told you what that convo in chat was and you still read the story! I did too but OMG

You're GUILTY! GUUUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!

You're the one who tossed out Theodore! YOU! YOURFAULTOMGYOU

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

>.>

I tossed out a lot of other characters for you to pick. Not my fault you chose Theodore. It's YOUR fault.


and it is still your fault. and i just HAD to read it cuz it was cmere1 who wrote it and it evolved from the pr0nchat ladies. <.<; i'm mentally scarred by the crack that the ladies are on. I want some.

i'm I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T. blame it on alittlewhisper

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

XD I blame all my porn on alittlewhisper and she knows it.

XD I know, it's why I read it too. SCARRED FOR LIFE!