Spam before I get to work!

[jateshi]

A quick update since I have a shiteload of things I should be doing at the moment, none of which involve sitting on my bum in front of the computer. :D

1. I got Sorted into Slytherin at lumos_sorting! I need to make my introductory post to lumos_slytherin tonight.
2. I broke down, tossed aside my love of canon, and joined a completely batty RPG with my Porn Chat ladies. :D Having so much FUN, too!
3. I've begun work on rewriting Collars, started a new fic born from the psychotially dark depths of my mind filled with lots of interesting analysis which I adore, and have also begun writing the sequel to His Perfect Pet.
4. I have a new pairing that I love and it's all swtjemz's fault. Blaise Zabini/Theodore Nott, which probably is a rarepair, are a newfound love for me and have inspired art, a night full of the hottest dreams to ever smack my brain restless sleep, as well as story ideas. And Snape/Theo is a secondary love of mine, probably tied with the uncanon Regulus/Theo/Blaise ideas floating in my head thanks to Verus, Jemz, and all of the PornChat ladies.
5. I'm working on those suggested/requested artworks! In between succumbing to the seductive suggestions I get from my porny ladies and he ideas my own head is spawning, I'm working on the ideas people gave me. :3

And now? I get my arse to work! x.x BAH!

Comments

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

They'll all be so involved in whangsting about Harry and Draco and how they're the daughter of Voldemort (but more likely spelling His name wrong) that none of them will get naked with you.

My sordid mind? Take it up with Him if you dare, and complain towards the Dark Lord.

-Jate

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Yes. And I'll be able to talk with them because, let's face, I like to wank off to Harry and Draco going at it in Draco's bed. They like to the curtains open and are such exhibitionists. I don't mind. I don't mind at all.

As for your sordid mind, I only wondered. I don't want to know.

~ Zabini

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

Just stare at the icon, Zabini, and get your rocks off that way. Think Theo can bend and move like that?

Keep the light comments to yourself, then, before I let you meet Him preemptively.

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

Why, Jate! I didn't know you recorded me doing that!

How delightful. I do *do* private performances, too, you know.

And I am more than confident that Theo CAN bend and move like that.

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

*grins* But Zabini, *I* didn't. *looks over at Theo*

Private performances, you say? You'd cut me a deal on the rate, wouldn't you?

I just bet you can't wait to find out

[blaise-in-heat.livejournal.com]

Oooooh.

You sent Theo. Even better. *rubs hands gleefully, a devilish twinkle in his eyes*

A deal? *purrrrs* Perhaps.